Roommate hilarity

So, my roommate is a pretty reserved person, totally not in a bad way. 
I read her off my friend’s status on facebook that said,
“The eyes are the nipples of the face.”
I started laughing because in my mind, I read it as “The nipples are the eyes of the face.”
Dyslexic, maybe?
She was still pondering this.
Then I read an awesome Tumblr post that read,
“If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.”
I read this out loud to her, and could not help but die in laughter.
She had no response, and then finally said,
“Sorry…I was still thinking about nipples..”

HAHAHA, I wish everyone could enjoy this laughter. It was probably the funniest, most awkward moment ever. FTW.